TERMS OF INITIATION & SANCTUM RULES
Greetings, Seeker. You are entering the digital sanctum of Oblivion Trading Post (www.obliviontrading.com). This isn’t a mall; it’s a curated collection of forbidden knowledge and artifacts. By accessing this sanctum, you swear you’re here to swing and not to cause a mason-dixon scene.
- THE LORE & THE LAW (Intellectual Property)
Listen up,cats. The weird, wonderful universe you find here is ours. We built it. Every concept, character, and glyph is our brainchild and is protected by copyright and trademark law. This includes, but is nowhere near limited to:
· Oblivion Trading Post & its logo
· Space Monsters Magazine
· Grimaldi, our beloved spokes-ghoul
· Blackjack Brigade & its flagship scoundrel, Buccaneer Bunny
· All associated artwork, stories, and weirdness.
You dig our jive? Wild. Share it, talk about it, but don’t try to claim it, sell it, or stitch it into your own rags. That’s a quick trip to Squaresville. We own the rights, the rites, and the riot.
- THE GOODS (What We Sell)
We deal in the physical and the digital.Tangible artifacts (magazines, books, curios) and digital spells (e-books, files, etc.). What you see is what you get. All sales are final, baby. - YOUR AURA (Data We Collect)
We’re not the Man.We’re not the Fuzz. We don’t want your soul; we just want to get you your loot. The only info we collect is what we need to validate your order and ship it to your pad. We don’t sell your data to hustling Hersheys. We hate them more than you do. - LINKING TO OUR SANCTUM
You want to link to our pad?A gas! But we reserve the right to tell you to can the link if your vibe is nowhere or your jive is dixie-fried. You agree to remove any link to our Website immediately upon our request. We can change these rules anytime. By continuously linking here, you agree to keep your claws sharp and follow our terms. - REMOVAL OF LINKS FROM OUR SANCTUM
See a link on our site that’s off-the-cob?Let us know at babelfishpress@gmail.com. We’ll noodle on it, but we’re not obligated to remove it or even answer your horn. This is our cave; we decorate it how we like. - THE DISCLAIMER (The Fine Print)
To the maximum extent permitted by the universe:
· We don’t promise every single word on this site is perfect. It’s a wild world, man.
· We don’t promise the site will always be available. Sometimes the magic needs a recharge.
· We will not be liable for any loss or damage of any nature, unless the law says we absolutely have to be (like for death, personal injury, or fraud). You use this site at your own risk. It’s part of the adventure.
As long as the core of this website and its information is provided free of charge, we will not be liable for any loss or damage.
- REACH OUR COVEN
Got a problem that isn’t slated for Crashville?Need to talk loot or logistics?
Horn:469-994-2752
Owl:babelfishpress@gmail.com
By entering Oblivion Trading Post, you acknowledge you’ve read this jive, you dig it, and you agree to abide by the sanctum’s rules.