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Alright, you bloodthirsty bargain hunters! Feast your ocular organs on this slice of cinematic sacrilege, signed and sealed by the man himself, the maestro of mayhem, DONALD FARMER! This ain’t just a DVD, it’s a sacred relic of underground horror—HOOKER WITH A HACKSAW!

That’s right, you can own a piece of no-budget nastiness, personally defaced by the director! This is the kind of filth that would make a grindhouse projector blush. It’s the perfect centerpiece for your collection of cinematic sleaze, a true testament to the fact that you don’t need money… you just need a hacksaw and a dream!

THE SPECS OF SLEAZE:

Format: DVD
Authentication: Hand-signed by director Donald Farmer (a true mark of cinematic anarchy).
Genre: Underground Horror / Grindhouse / Pure Mayhem.

So don’t be a bore, head to the Oblivion Trading Post and make this magnificent piece of movie history yours! Supplies are limited, and good taste is strictly prohibited!

ADD TO CART BEFORE THE CENSORS FIND OUT.

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