Description

AS FEATURED IN THE RONDO-NOMINATED SPACE MONSTERS!

REANIMATE THE COSMOS. IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
‘LIL ASTRO-ZOMBIES’ PROTOPLASMIC NURSERY KIT

FIELD REPORT: “Stable, self-contained astro-necrosis achieved. The ‘Lil’ Astro-Zombies’ Protoplasmic Nursery Kit represents a breakthrough in compact, user-friendly cosmic reanimation. Specimen shows ideal loyalty-to-menace ratio for novice handlers.”

This is not a mass-produced toy. It is a hand-assembled experiment. Each kit is built in-house from salvaged components and our proprietary Spectral Slime. This is controlled cultivation, not factory replication.

WHAT’S IN YOUR CONTAINMENT VESSEL:

CONTAINMENT VESSEL: Glow-in-the-Dark Stasis Egg (Primary Housing)
REANIMATED SPECIMEN: Astro-Zombie Biomass Figure (Class-Z)
GROWTH MEDIUM: Protoplasmic Spectral Slime (Phosphorescent)

THE SCIENCE / SPECS:
The Spectral Slime is a non-toxic, photoluminescent protoplasmic slime. Charge it under light for just 5 minutes for up to 30 minutes of operational glow.
Note: The specimen’s dietary programming is excellent, but its discretion is not. Distance from prized intellects is recommended.

Whether you’re an aspiring mad scientist or just need a loyal, glowing abomination to watch your desk, this kit is your initiation into cosmic reanimation.

START YOUR EXPERIMENT. SECURE YOUR KIT NOW.

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