Terms & Conditions (The Cosmic Code)
Intro:
Welcome to the Oblivion Trading Post, operated by Babel Fish Press. By accessing this website, purchasing our goods, or joining the Spectral Legion, you are agreeing to the following Terms & Conditions. If you don’t dig the rules, shake it and step away from the crypt.
1. The Basics (Use of Site)
You agree to use this site for lawful purposes only. You are not allowed to hack, scrape, spam, or introduce any malicious code (or protoplasmic evil) to our servers. We reserve the right to ban any user who acts like an icck or violates these terms.
2. Products & The “Click-Order” System
- Physical Goods: We sell comics, magazines, books, and merch. All orders are subject to availability. We reserve the right to limit quantities or refuse any order that looks like a hustling Hershey scam.
- Digital Goods: If you purchase a digital edition (PDF, digital comic, etc.), you are granted a single-user, non-transferable license to read it. You may not resell, pirate, or distribute our digital files. The Algokraken is watching.
- Pricing: Prices are subject to change without notice. We strive for accuracy, but if a product is listed at an incorrect price due to a dixie-fried error, we reserve the right to cancel the order and refund you.
3. Intellectual Property (Don’t Steal the Kicks)
All content on this site—including but not limited to Space Monsters, Buccaneer Bunny, Grimaldi, Mortimer, Space Kittens, artwork, logos, text, and the layout of this site—is the exclusive property of Babel Fish Press, Jason Brazeal, and our respective contributors.
You may not reproduce, distribute, or use our IP for commercial purposes without our express written consent. Fan art and reviews are totally hip, but don’t try to sell bootleg Grimaldi t-shirts.
4. The Spectral Legion (Subscriptions & Payments)
- Billing: By joining the Spectral Legion, you agree to pay the recurring subscription fee. You are swearing an oath of fealty, and your payment method will be automatically charged on a recurring basis until you cancel.
- Cancellations: You can cancel your subscription at any time through your account dashboard. Cancellations stop future billing, but we do not offer prorated refunds for the current billing cycle.
- Account Security: You are responsible for keeping your account password secure. If someone uses your account to cause a Mason-Dixon, it’s on you.
5. Third-Party Links
Our site may contain links to third-party websites (like our payment processors or shipping carriers). We are not responsible for the content, privacy policies, or practices of those third parties.
6. Disclaimer of Liability (Read Carefully, Earthie)
Our products are provided “as is.” We do not guarantee that the site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of cosmic radiation.
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Babel Fish Press, Jason Brazeal, and our team shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the site or our products. (If a comic is so scary it gives you a heart attack, that’s not our fault).
7. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Any legal disputes shall be handled in the courts of Allegheny County.
8. Changes to the Code
We reserve the right to update these Terms & Conditions at any time. When we do, we’ll post the new version here. Continuing to use the site means you accept the new rules.
9. Contact
If you have questions about these terms, or if you need to send a cease-and-desist, contact us at babelfishpress@gmail.com.
— The Oblivion Trading Post Crew
(A division of Babel Fish Press)