Description
He’s the iconic Host of the RONDO-NOMINATED SPACE MONSTERS! His name is GRIMALDI and this is your chance to get one of these limited edition collectible figures for your collection!
YOUR DOOM HAS NEVER BEEN SO COLORFUL. OR ARTICULATED.
THE OFFICIAL GRIMALDI ACTION FIGURE (GLOW-IN-THE-DARK)
Hey, you silly Earthies! Grimaldi here. I’ve been told to shill some merch. Usually, I’d tell management to take a long walk out a short airlock, but even a reanimated space-punk has to admit… this is pretty RAD.
They’ve finally captured my glorious, decomposing visage in 4 inches of fully articulated, glow-in-the-dark plastic! That’s right, Earthies, now you can own a piece of the host with the most… and make him sit on your shelf! The existential horror is palpable.
COLLECTOR’S SPECS:
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Scale: 4 inches of pure, punk-rock sarcasm.
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Feature: WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT, I GLOW. That’s right, just like I do in real life from the protoplasmic evil which animates my very soul! Stare into the abyss before bedtime, and the abyss will stare back… with a sinister green grin.
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Accessories: Zero. Because my wit is weapon enough, baby.
ORDER NOW AND RISK GETTING A POSSESSED ONE!
(Dimensional warehouse rift. It’s a thing. You’ve been warned.)
ADD TO CART. LET HIM JUDGE YOU FROM THE SHELF.
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