Description
Grimaldi Glow in the Dark Action Figure
He’s the iconic Host of the RONDO-NOMINATED SPACE MONSTERS! His name is GRIMALDI and this is your chance to get one of these limited edition collectible figures for your collection!
YOUR DOOM HAS NEVER BEEN SO COLORFUL. OR ARTICULATED.
THE OFFICIAL GRIMALDI ACTION FIGURE (GLOW-IN-THE-DARK)
Hey, you silly Earthies! Grimaldi here. I’ve been told to shill some merch. Usually, I’d tell management to take a long walk out a short airlock, but even a reanimated space-punk has to admit… this is pretty RAD.
They’ve finally captured my glorious, decomposing visage in 4 inches of fully articulated, glow-in-the-dark plastic! That’s right, Earthies, now you can own a piece of the host with the most… and make him sit on your shelf! The existential horror is palpable.
COLLECTOR’S SPECS:
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Scale: 4 inches of pure, punk-rock sarcasm.
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Feature: WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT, I GLOW. That’s right, just like I do in real life from the protoplasmic evil which animates my very soul! Stare into the abyss before bedtime, and the abyss will stare back… with a sinister green grin.
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Accessories: Zero. Because my wit is weapon enough, baby.
ORDER NOW AND RISK GETTING A POSSESSED ONE!
(Dimensional warehouse rift. It’s a thing. You’ve been warned.)
The Host with the Most:
Grimaldi is the Spokes-Ghoul of Space Monsters Magazine, the host of Creepy Cryptids, and the cosmic master of ceremonies for the SSE Raven. Now, you can own a piece of the host with the most. This 4-inch figure captures his glorious, decomposing visage in fully articulated, glow-in-the-dark plastic.
Why You Need This:
When the lights go out, he glows. Just like he does in real life from the protoplasmic evil that animates his very soul. Stare into the abyss before bedtime, and the abyss will stare back with a sinister green grin.
Perfect for:
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Monster Kids: A must-have for any Space Monsters collection.
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Horror Hosts: Display him proudly on your shelf next to Elvira and Vampira.
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The Coven: Own a piece of the mazda universe.
Add to cart. Let him judge you from the shelf.
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