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MERRY GRIMPUS, YOU GLORIOUS EARTHIES!
Santa checks his list twice. I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL YEAR. And let’s be honest—your record is delightfully spotty.
To celebrate your beautiful, consistent badness, we present the OFFICIAL SPACE MONSTERS GRIMPUS 2026 SHIRT.
This year, the anti-Claus is bringing the cosmic horror. Featuring a fully illustrated, pristine, vintage-pulp design of Grimaldi in a tattered Santa suit, wielding a spiked, toxic-slime candy cane and hauling a sack of sci-fi nightmares.
“NAUGHTY CREATURES GET TOYS TOO.”
This is your medal of dishonor. Your official uniform for the most anti-carol, nog-laced, punk rock holiday season imaginable.
⚠️ THIS IS A STRICTLY LIMITED, ONE MONTH-ONLY OFFER. ⚠️
Orders are open NOW and will VANISH FOREVER at 11:59 PM on 12/15/26.
Why the deadline? Because we’re not Amazon. We use a premium print house to make sure this shirt is as high-quality as your bad decisions. Ordering after the deadline means NO CHANCE of delivery by Christmas. Don’t be the ghoul left out in the cold.
Perfect for:
- The Naughty List: Wear it to the family dinner, trim the tree, or remind the world that the naughty list is the only one worth being on.
- Holiday Horror Fans: A punk-rock, sci-fi alternative to the ugly sweater.
- The Coven: Show your allegiance to Grimaldi and the Space Monsters universe.
- Bartenders: The ultimate uniform for slinging drinks at the Christmas pop-up bar.
The Legend of Grimpus:
In the Space Monsters universe, Grimpus is the anti-Claus. While Santa judges you, Grimaldi celebrates you. He’s been watching you all year, and he approves of your beautiful, consistent badness.
Wear it to the family dinner. Wear it to trim the tree. Wear it to remind the world that the naughty list is the only one worth being on.
The clock is ticking. Your badness deserves recognition.
