Description
Astro-Zombies Nursery Kit: Reanimate the Cosmos.
AS FEATURED IN THE RONDO-NOMINATED SPACE MONSTERS!
REANIMATE THE COSMOS. IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
‘LIL ASTRO-ZOMBIES’ PROTOPLASMIC NURSERY KIT
FIELD REPORT: “Stable, self-contained astro-necrosis achieved. The ‘Lil’ Astro-Zombies’ Protoplasmic Nursery Kit represents a breakthrough in compact, user-friendly cosmic reanimation. Specimen shows ideal loyalty-to-menace ratio for novice handlers.”
This is not a mass-produced toy. It is a hand-assembled experiment. Each kit is built in-house from salvaged components and our proprietary Spectral Slime. This is controlled cultivation, not factory replication.
WHAT’S IN YOUR CONTAINMENT VESSEL:
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CONTAINMENT VESSEL: Glow-in-the-Dark Stasis Egg (Primary Housing)
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REANIMATED SPECIMEN: Astro-Zombie Biomass Figure (Class-Z)
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GROWTH MEDIUM: Protoplasmic Spectral Slime (Phosphorescent)
THE SCIENCE / SPECS:
The Spectral Slime is a non-toxic, photoluminescent protoplasmic slime. Charge it under light for just 5 minutes for up to 30 minutes of operational glow.
Note: The specimen’s dietary programming is excellent, but its discretion is not. Distance from prized intellects is recommended.
Whether you’re an aspiring mad scientist or just need a loyal, glowing abomination to watch your desk, this kit is your initiation into cosmic reanimation.
START YOUR EXPERIMENT. SECURE YOUR KIT NOW.
The Lore of the Spectral Slime:
In the Space Monsters universe, the ancient protoplasmic evil is the very substance that reanimated Grimaldi and destroyed his ship, the SSE Raven. It’s a bouncing, globulous, jiggly entity that just likes to go around doing what evil likes to do.
This Astro-Zombies Nursery Kit gives you a safe, contained sample of that same cosmic horror. It’s the perfect way to introduce a little bit of the weird into your everyday life.
The Specimen:
The Class-Z Astro-Zombie Biomass Figure included in this kit is a loyal, glowing abomination. Its dietary programming is excellent, but its discretion is not. Keep it away from prized intellects.
The Stasis Egg:
The primary housing is a Glow-in-the-Dark Stasis Egg. It keeps the specimen contained and ready for observation. Charge it under light for just 5 minutes to get up to 30 minutes of operational glow.
Perfect for:
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Mad Scientists: Start your journey into cosmic reanimation.
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Desk Companions: A loyal abomination to watch over your workspace.
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Horror Collectors: A unique, handmade piece of mazda weirdness from the Oblivion Trading Post.
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