Description
The Grimpus 2025 Shirt is here to celebrate your beautiful badness.
MERRY GRIMPUS, YOU GLORIOUS EARTHIES! 🎄💀🎁
Santa checks his list twice.I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL YEAR. And let’s be honest—your record is delightfully spotty. To celebrate your beautiful, consistent badness, we present the OFFICIAL SPACE MONSTERS GRIMPUS 2025 SHIRT.
“GRIMALDI KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD… AND HE APPROVES.”
This is your medal of dishonor. Your official uniform for the most anti-carol, nog-laced, punk rock holiday season imaginable. But listen up, you primitive Earthie party-crashers:
⚠️ THIS IS A STRICTLY LIMITED, ONE-WEEK-ONLY OFFER. ⚠️
Orders are open NOW and will VANISH FOREVER at 11:59 PM on DECEMBER 10TH.
Why the deadline? Because we’re not Amazon. We use a premium print house to make sure this shirt is as high-quality as your bad decisions. Ordering after the 10th means NO CHANCE of delivery by Christmas. Don’t be the ghoul left out in the cold.
Price: $34.99 | One print run only. | Order by Dec 10 for Christmas delivery.
Wear it to the family dinner. Wear it to trim the tree. Wear it to remind the world that the naughty list is the only one worth being on.
The clock is ticking. Your badness deserves recognition.
Specify size and long or short sleeves upon ordering.
The Legend of Grimpus:
In the Space Monsters universe, Grimpus is the anti-Claus. While Santa checks his list twice, Grimaldi has been watching you all year, and he approves of your beautiful, consistent badness. This shirt is your medal of dishonor, your official uniform for the most anti-carol, nog-laced, punk rock holiday season imaginable.
Why You Need This Shirt:
This is a strictly limited, one-week-only offer. Orders are open now and will vanish forever at 11:59 PM on December 10th. We use a premium print house to make sure this shirt is as high-quality as your bad decisions. Ordering after the 10th means no chance of delivery by Christmas.
Perfect for:
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The Naughty List: Wear it to the family dinner, trim the tree, or remind the world that the naughty list is the only one worth being on.
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Holiday Horror Fans: A punk-rock alternative to the ugly sweater.
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The Coven: Show your allegiance to Grimaldi and the Space Monsters universe.
The clock is ticking. Your badness deserves recognition. Specify size and long or short sleeves upon ordering.
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