Description
AS FEATURED IN THE RONDO-NOMINATED SPACE MONSTERS!
Forget Band Shirts. This is a GALAXY Shirt.
You see that Terran-Tot in the mirror? The one wearing a shirt with a boring logo for a beverage or some terrestrial rock band? Pathetic. They’re advertising a lifestyle that ends at a gravity well.
Your lifestyle doesn’t end. It expands. So should your wardrobe.
Introducing the SPACE KITTENS 2026 Cover Girl T-Shirt. We took the jaw-dropping, rocket-fueled artwork from the hottest calendar in the quadrant and blasted it across the chest of the finest black cotton this side of a singularity.
This isn’t just a shirt, darling. It’s a badge. A declaration that your tastes run to retro-futuristic glamour and feline fabulousness. It says you appreciate curves—both in celestial bodies and in classic pin-up art. It whispers, “I have seen the cosmic wonders, and the most stunning one is on my torso.”
Crafted for comfort across star systems. The fabric is soft, the print is vibrant, and the fit is designed for everything from casual asteroid hopping to intense debates about protozoic evil at the space-cantina. And believe me, Terran-Tots—I’ve had those debates. Grimaldi always loses. Ain’t that a bite.
Be the most interesting lifeform in the room. Wear the Art. Wear the Attitude. Wear the Kitten.
GET YOURS BEFORE THEY’RE SPACE-DUST. And remember—you can blouse on over to Oblivion Trading Post at www.obliviontrading.com to snag yours. No sweat, darling. But don’t wait too long. These kittens don’t sit still.
The Art of the Space Kittens:
The Space Kittens aren’t just pin-ups; they’re the galaxy’s most dangerous dames. This shirt features the stunning artwork from the 2026 Space Kittens Calendar, blasted across the chest of the finest black cotton.
Why You Need This Shirt:
This isn’t just a t-shirt, darling. It’s a badge. A declaration that your tastes run to retro-futuristic glamour and feline fabulousness. It says you appreciate curves—both in celestial bodies and in classic pin-up art. The fabric is soft, the print is vibrant, and the fit is designed for everything from casual asteroid hopping to intense debates at the space-cantina.
Perfect for:
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The Coven: Be the most interesting lifeform in the room.
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Pin-Up Fans: Wear the art. Wear the attitude.
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Space Kittens Collectors: Complete your collection with the official 2026 cover girl shirt.
Get yours before they’re space-dust. Blouse on over to Oblivion Trading Post and snag yours today.
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