Description
IT GLOWS IN THE DARK. IT MIGHT CONTROL YOU.
LUMINESCENT SPECTRAL SLIME
As featured in the Rondo-Nominated Space Monsters!
Straight from the weirdest corners of the cosmos and into your hands, this is the ultimate glowing goo. It glows in the dark, it’s sentient, and it could potentially control you! But don’t worry—it’s a lot of fun for kids 3 and up! (Parental supervision is recommended, mostly for the parents).
Perfect for aspiring mad scientists, desk-dwelling abominations, or just leaving a glowing, pulsing mess on your sibling’s pillow. Charge it up, turn out the lights, and let the spectral fun begin!
Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to buy more slime.
GET YOUR JAR FOR JUST $2.99!
The Lore of the Slime:
In the Space Monsters universe, the ancient protoplasmic evil is the very substance that reanimated Grimaldi and destroyed his ship, the SSE Raven. It’s a bouncing, globulous, jiggly entity that just likes to go around doing what evil likes to do.
This jar gives you a safe, contained sample of that same cosmic horror. It’s the perfect way to introduce a little bit of the weird into your everyday life.
Perfect for:
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Aspiring Mad Scientists: Start your journey into cosmic reanimation.
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Desk Companions: A loyal, glowing abomination to watch over your workspace.
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Monster Kids: A fun, glow-in-the-dark toy that’s approved for kids 3 and up.
Start your experiment. Secure your jar now.
Available exclusively at Oblivion Trading Post – www.obliviontrading.com
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